flylikehermes:

dog: hello koi.

koi(s): HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!

1) Open up your text posts.

2) start to type something offensive.

3) Stop.

4) Close Your laptop.

5) Realize you are having nothing better to do in life aside from possibly hurt others.

6) Re-evaluate your choices.

7) Go eat a snack.

8) Come back.

9) And don’t post anything outwardly mocking otherkin again.

Thank. 

threehundredeightynine:

“otherkin oppression”

voluptuousrandy:

two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read

daft-punk-funk:

got really bored and typed in loki on slogan maker. here’s some results….

3-2-1queer:

“This popsicle reminds me of Captain America!”

“Frozen.”

luonnotar:

Meanwhile en el metro Patriotismo de la Ciudad de México…

batreaux:

what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square